Oh, for the love of bacon! The smell, the taste, the crispiness; even just the mention of it and my mouth starts watering! I love bacon, and you should too, because who doesn't like bacon? If you are as obsessed with bacon as I am, or if you're interested in buying gifts for a fellow bacon-lover, there are some fantastic bacon-themed novelty gifts and funny t shirts out there. Sometimes, I just want the smell of bacon coming out of my pores. If you want to have the enticing aroma of bacon emanating from your own body without having to eat a bucket full of it, you should try the bacon soap. You can wake up every morning to the comforting greasy smell while lathering up!
Maybe you have a former bacon-lover friend that has recently gone vegetarian; push them into pure agony with the Bacon Air Freshener; it smells divine and saves you from any of that unsavory meat-eating guilt. Or how about some delicious bacon gumballs? All the flavor, and none of the lard! Don't forget the gummy bacon; these have more of a strawberry flavor, but look just like real bacon; they even come in a realistic bacon-like package!
Should you opt to simply declare your love for bacon without smelling like it all day, you're in luck because there are bacon-themed t-shirts available. The "Bacon is Meat Candy" shirt gets a lot of laughs every time I wear it. Another funny t shirt I want is the "Bacon Makes Everything Better" shirt, because, for one thing, who can argue that bacon doesn't make everything better?
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